i-am-avacado:

Not to be dramatic but John Mulaney saying “every time I walk down the street, I need everyone, all the time, to like me so much–its exhausting” is quite literally my biography and I’m shocked he knows so much about me

official-keyes:

official-keyes:

official-keyes:

a soft friend rests in the light

Uh oh… getting… sleepy….

Unconchious

cuddlethot:

abblermouse:

ambulance in my neighborhood: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

My dog: Oh shit! Oh shit it’s a bop

despazito:

*old man voice* back in my day tik tok was a ke$ha song

mermaider00:

lctor:

this nerd based the design of his battle armour on his cat’s fur pattern i’m dying of laughter lotor made his entire crew wear matching outfits with his CAT

No one will ever be more of a cat person than Prince Lotor

voidbat:

i-cant-i-have-rehearsal:

lipstickmystic:

amx004qubeley:

freddiebicury:

the pitch of someone’s voice is not an indicator of their gender, goodbye

yeah it is, dummy. everyone knows theres only 4 genders, alto, tenor, soprano, and bass.

please stop baritone erasure

#mezzosporanosmatter

freddie mercury: confirmed for gender overlord.

potstickersandpizza:

novitiate2017:

Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy

and yet “family-friendly” disney still hired him to play doctor strange. what a disgrace

brbjellyfishing:

elucubrare:

lemon-geesus:

gweenday:

young man, the groomsbride is a whore i said young man, please close the goddamn door

this is it

the post that is simultaneously the best and worst post in existence

groom door hand whore bride door

30-minute-memes:

Make Earth Sandwiches, not war.

buginetta:

so you’re telling me that marinette dupain-cheng, living in a half chinese household, wears her shoes in the house?